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December 31, 2007

New Year's Resolutions?

For the parts of the world that use the Gregorian calendar, today is New Year's Eve. In the US it's traditional to make a resolution for the year. The resolution is something you want to accomplish during the year. The most-often resolved items in the US are losing excess weight and quitting smoking. One year I resolved the latter and actually stuck to it. This year *my* resolution is to pay more attention to the advice of my friends. In 2006 I made two disastrous decisions, both against the strong advice of all my friends, that have plagued me through 2007.

What are your resolutions for 2008? Try it, even if you're using the Ethiopian Calendar; it's a stimulating exercise. Use the comments section to let us know what you're resolving to do/not do in 2008. (If you've never used the comments, don't worry: it's fun and easy.)

December 30, 2007

How Addis has ruined me for cold weather

MichiganpostcardWhen I left Addis, people were complaining about the cold. It got down to 41 degrees one night (5 C), and I built a fire to keep warm on three mornings. Of course later in the day it was 75 degrees (24 C) and sunny.

Then I came here to Michigan, which is in the far north of the USA, on the Canadian border. I grew up here. I used to walk to school when it was zero degrees outside (-18 C). The cold didn't really bother me. But after 15 months in Addis, the cold actually *hurts*. My Mother was talking about the "warm December day" (32 degrees, zero C) and I was cringing and running for the car. I'm glad my Grandfather can't see me now.

December 29, 2007

Top 12 things about being in the USA

(In no particular order)

• Friends, friends, friends
• Drinking tap water, baby
• Bell's Brewery Porter and Two-Hearted Ale
• Veggie burgers everywhere
• Mexican food everywhere
• Ubiquitous, super-fast wifi internet
• The Apple Computer store
• Going to dinner at a different top-notch restaurant every night, for weeks
• Being anonymous
• Driving on low-traffic, multi-lane roads
• Being invited to people's homes
• Everybody has dogs at home

December 25, 2007

Home for the holidays. Wherever that is.

To my Ferenge pals and readers, Merry Christmas. To my Habesha friends and other readers, happy Tuesday I guess. As with the summer holiday, expats again face the challenges of how to answer the questions "are you going home?" Most of us aren't quite sure where home is. Or if we do, our definitions are different. So this year I send warmest wishes to my friends scattered around the globe: KP in Colorado, PN in Montreal, JP in Grand Rapids, DH in... Yemen, DG either in Cyprus or Top View neighborhood.

December 22, 2007

My Brush with the Law

Y5year_ethesterday on my way from work to Sheratonland for G&Ts with J, the long arm of the law finally caught up with me.

But let me back up: shortly after I started driving here I learned that the lines and directions on the pavement are basically a waste of paint. Nobody stays in their lane, people stop in the middle of the crosswalk areas, drivers stop for lights a full car length in front of the "stop here" stripe. Also, nobody pays attention to the "right turn only" arrows. Nobody. Even if the lane ends immediately after the intersection, proceeding straight from the right-turn-only lane is just a fun chance to find out whose slow car is slightly faster. Yesterday I was stopped at an intersection where I've stopped literally hundreds of times before. The light turned green and I started out, only to see a khaki suited traffic cop waving me over. Huh?

"License" he snarled. I produced mine. "Your mistake was coming forward. That lane is only for turning." Huh? Everybody, including me, always goes straight through the light in the right lane. The stone-faced officer announced "I am giving you a ticket." Oh great. I could just see myself spending a day in a state of total frustration at the DOT trying to figure out how to pay the ticket. I considered my options. Then I swallowed hard and did something I'm not proud of: I played the "stupid ferenge" card.

I looked as confused as I could and whined "but I didn't know: I only do what the other drivers do. I'm a foreigner here and learn that way." He glanced up and kept writing. I tried to look even more pitiful and said "Now I know, so won't do it again, I promise. Can't you give a foreigner a second chance? Everybody deserves a second chance, don't they?" He paused, looked disgusted, flipped my license at me, and walked away shaking his head.

December 20, 2007

Food from home

1528I'm leaving for the States in a few days. I got a lovely note from home asking what I'd like to have waiting for me, food wise. The list is similar to the one from July, and illustrative of what I can't find here.

• Soy milk: Silk brand Very Vanilla
• Gatorade: Fierce Grape
• Porter (beer)
• Bourbon: Knob Creek
• Bread: heavy, coarse, whole-grain kind that you can use as a weapon
• veggie burgers: the frozen kind from the grocery store

What I didn't put on the list is the kinds of restaurants I plan to visit to satisfy cravings, in no particular order

• Mexican (a lot)
• Thai
• Spanish
• Starbucks (take that, globalization-haters)

December 19, 2007

Happy Holiday (no, not that one)

Sheep240307_486x386Today is a holiday in Ethiopia: Eid Al-Adha, or "the bigger Eid." The way I understand it, it's to commemorate god's command to Abraham to slaughter his son to prove his fealty, Abraham's willingness to do so, and god's subsequent relenting. (I'm sure I'll be corrected in the comments.)

Anyway, everything is closed up. I'll be alone in the office which will let me make good progress on my pre-US-trip to-do list, as well as let me suck up every available mb/second of bandwidth. It will also mean that traffic will be nice and light on my trip to the gym.

And of course, as with all Ethiopian holidays, it's a bad day for sheep.

December 18, 2007

The African Climate

One of my correspondents from an adoption blog talks about the adoptive parents that, no matter what time of year they come, show up in Addis in paper-thin safari clothes and flip-flops, because Addis is in, you know, Africa. People who know me but don't know Ethiopia always ask me about the heat and how I'm coping with it, especially when they learn there're no air conditioning here.

This morning it's 41 degrees (F) outside. The puppy will not come out of her bed. It's barely 60 degrees in the house, and all the indoor pets are gathered in front of the big fire I made. (There is no central heating in this or any other Addis house.) I'm very happy my laptop gets warm on the bottom.

December 16, 2007

Hiking Wenchi Crater Lake

Wenchi_3Bright and early on Saturday morning, L.L. from Bethesda, D.C. from Nairobi, and I set out, headed for Woliso and then the Wenchi Crater Lake trail, looking to do some vigorous hiking with good views. It was an easy two-hour drive on good road to get to Woliso. We stopped at the Negash Lodge to leave our luggage and get directions to Wenchi. "Go out the Ambo Rd. and look for the sign" was as good as we were going to get. So we did.

The Woliso-Ambo Rd. is notoriously poor, and mostly impassable in the rainy season. For the first couple of kilometers from Woliso we were driving upstream against the current of people coming to market with flocks of sheep, herds of cows, and donkeys bearing firewood and false-banana root (tastes like potatoes). The road actually got a little better along the way, allowing speeds of 50 kph. At the only crossroads on the entire route we stopped and asked a soldier for directions: "Wenchi?" He pointed straight ahead and on we went, steadily uphill, along roads that got dustier and dustier. Everything in the rearview was immediately made invisible by the cloud of light brown dust.

After almost 40 km we entered Wenchi Village and then saw the brightly painted sign pointing the turnoff to the crater lake. We stopped at the tourist office (a small tukul), paid our fee and collected our guide while fielding requests for "onebirr" from the local kids. I asked the kids "Oromifa?" "Amharinia?" The guard laughed and said "everyone here Oromo language." We drove down a road that quickly deteriorated into a rock and dust rutted and holed track. Eventually the road petered out on an overlook with a spectacular view of the crater lake hundreds of meters below. (See photos here.)

In front of an audience of several kids we geared up and set out down a dusty trail. The soil along the trail was the consistency of cake flour. Every footfall caused a waist-high dust cloud. From the crater rim we hiked steeply down for a 1/2-hour until we reached a valley floor of sorts, with a stream meandering along. There were sheer cliffs on all sides and it felt like one of the scenes from 'Lord of the Rings.' There were several flocks and herds being watered in the valley and I learned to say "atemi" or "hello" in Oromifa. In several places we had to jump across the stream. About three minutes after saying "the first one to take a digger in the mud buys the first round," L.L. planted one right in nice goopy puddle.

In the valley we saw three mill-houses, several hot springs with people bathing, and a hot-spring waterfall being used as a shower. After walking up and around some rocks, we got our second view of the lake, this time at our level. We stopped beside the lake and ate lunch while lounging in the shade and feeling the lake breeze. Passing small plots of barley and false banana we made our way to the boat to take us across the lake. Two locals paddled in the back while the rocking of the boat and the slap of the waves against the side of the boat lulled all three of us almost to sleep.

On the far side of the lake we disembarked and walked through a small village, rising steadily towards the crater rim. We passed a group of tourists on horseback. Being sweaty and leg-tired I couldn't resist a friendly "that horse sure looks tired" to a chubby tourist. We made it back to the car in fine shape and paid the "guard" who watched the car in our absence. On the road back I not only needed four-wheel-drive, but low range in order to make it up a couple of the hills.

The road back to Negash somehow seemed quicker, and I didn't care a whit that the shower in my tukul wasn't piping hot. I thought that standing in the cool water, washing off several layers of sweat, sunscreen, and trail dust was about as refreshing as it could get. Of course a cold Bedele beer at the garden bar while watching the monkeys play didn't hurt any.

December 11, 2007

Mystery Solved!

Flag
Several months ago I posted a picture of the flag at left, having seen it while walking the dog in Bole. Nobody, including me, could identify it. Now, months later, Temp-Euro Josh (spent time as a bartender in Belgium) identified it as the city flag of Cologne, Germany. Thanks, Josh!